New Sod!

Pops, my biped parent, just laid out new sod on the front lawn to replace the grass that George and I "overfertilized" last summer and fall. Apparently, the huge brown sections that started appearing all over the lawn were the cause of my and George's tinkles. Before long, the nicely landscaped lawn that we had was no more. So now, everytime I start to tinkle on the grass, Mom, my other biped parent, lifts me and places me outside the grassy area during the act. It's terribly discombobulating but there's no way I can stop. I just continue tinkling until I'm done. She then pours water on wherever I started to go on the grass so that the nitrogen wouldn't burn it out like before.

George, however, just tinkles outside the turf and not on the grass. He always likes to impress Mom and Pops. He does that to make me look bad. Little showoff! I don't blame him, though. He does need to "work it". All I need to do is look at Mom and Pops in my usual cute way and I'm forgiven anything. Since he's not all that in the cuteness factor, he needs to be more obedient work harder at the charm - much harder.